August 2011
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Truth about Disney & Superhero Characters
kittycheung:
How do you expect kids to listen to their parents when…
Tarzan lives half naked.
Cinderella comes home at midnight.
Pinocchio lies all the time.
Aladdin is the king of thieves.
Batman drives at 200 mph.
Sleeping Beauty is lazy.
Snow White lives with 7 guys.
Cinderella also fights with her mom and sisters in order to marry a prince
The little mermaid left home to see a...
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“When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a...”
– Sinclair Lewis (via loveyourchaos)
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Hey guys guys guys! I just started a new business.
principemestizo:
laughingandgrief:
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“Yeah? what do you do?”
“We make straws.”
“Oh really? And how’s that working out for you?”
“Oh, it sucks.” ……………………………………………………….
“Cool! What is it?”
“We dig for water.”
“Ok… and how’s it moving along?”
“It’s going pretty well.” ………………………………………………………..
“And what is this business?”
“We sell tourniquets.”
“Awesomeness. Is it...
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paaulrex:
Just because.
